Yeah, so. Hi. I'm Dena. I'm a rude motherfucker but I'm cute as hell.

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The Jay to my Silent Bob.

 

filmschoolferret:

Submitted by ushas42

Things heard in a Literature to Film adaptation class:
“What’s you’re favorite movie adaptation?”
“Harry Potter.”
“Twilight.”
“I don’t really read much books.”

^


Omg. I took the opposite of this class. Film as Literature. Which is where I thought we’d be looking at scripts and how they were written. 
No. We watched movies and answered lit questions about them. I walked out when she tried explaining how a plot moves. Using her own “method she had to create”.

filmschoolferret:

Submitted by ushas42

Things heard in a Literature to Film adaptation class:

“What’s you’re favorite movie adaptation?”

“Harry Potter.”

“Twilight.”

“I don’t really read much books.”

^

Omg. I took the opposite of this class. Film as Literature. Which is where I thought we’d be looking at scripts and how they were written. 

No. We watched movies and answered lit questions about them. I walked out when she tried explaining how a plot moves. Using her own “method she had to create”.

filmschoolferret:

Submitted by Kenny M.

“Dena, I still don’t feel you in your script.”
RIGHT. BECAUSE. LIKE. I DON’T WRITE WHAT I KNOW OR WHO I KNOW. OR FUCK YOU I PUT MYSELF IN THAT SCRIPT. YOU SEE THAT HOT LEAD FEMALE ROLE. THAT’S ME. FUCK YOU SONNY. FUCK YOU.
“Oh. Well. Okay. I mean - I don’t know what else I can do other than re-write it.” 
“Exactly.”
I will burn the fucking heart out of you Sonny. The heart.
Real life excerpt from a Thesis Meeting 6 months ago. Seriously I have this in my Angry Beavers notebook I took to it. 

filmschoolferret:

Submitted by Kenny M.

“Dena, I still don’t feel you in your script.”

RIGHT. BECAUSE. LIKE. I DON’T WRITE WHAT I KNOW OR WHO I KNOW. OR FUCK YOU I PUT MYSELF IN THAT SCRIPT. YOU SEE THAT HOT LEAD FEMALE ROLE. THAT’S ME. FUCK YOU SONNY. FUCK YOU.

“Oh. Well. Okay. I mean - I don’t know what else I can do other than re-write it.” 

“Exactly.”

I will burn the fucking heart out of you Sonny. The heart.

Real life excerpt from a Thesis Meeting 6 months ago. Seriously I have this in my Angry Beavers notebook I took to it. 

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.

Robert Frost (via cheesegasm)